Imagination-High

( it was Friday and the Animaniacs cast were on a field trip ) Cast: Peanut butter in a Cup! We sing this chant To wake us up! Bang! Bang! Choo Choo Train! Come on Pinky Do your thang! Pinky: I can’t! Cast: Why not!? Pinky: I just can’t! Cast: Why not!? Pinky: My back is aching The sun's too bright My hips are shaking from left to right Cast: To the left To the right To the left To the right Left right! Left right! Left right left right Left right left right! Nora: ( whistles to silence them ) Quiet Animaniacs! When we arrive at the Discovertorium, I want everyone to stay together, so buddy up. Daniel: Oh! I call Brain and Pinky! I know you all want them but, you know, you snooze, you loose. Pinky: And what did I win? Poit. Brain: ( sighs ) ( soon, they arrived at the Discovertorium ) Daniel: Water: Check! Cheese bites: Check! Headlamp: Check! Medical records: Check! Long copy of Atlas Shrugged: Check! Buddies: Check! That’s everything! Come on boys, science awaits! ( they enter in as Pinky drinks his water bottle. Inside, they were greeted by the tour guide ) Mr. Starlight: Good morning Cell Clusters! As we’ll discover today, that’s exactly what we are. I’m you’re tour guide, Mr. Starlight, but you can call me Starry, everyone does. Nora: I’m Nora Rita Norrita, the CEO of WB. And certified Patty Pay Cosmetics Representatives. Call me when you’re done with this... whole look. Mr. Starlight: Oh... Well, I hope everyone's ready to get their hands dirty, because today, we are going to explore the stinky messy wiener that’s the Human Body! Let’s dig in! ( the cast follows Mr. Starlight ) Cora: Did you hear that Bucktooth, she called you stinky. Pinky: She also said wonder. ( they enter a exhibit where a film starts ) Announcer: In the future, doctors will be able to shrink down to the size of a vitamin, and repair your body from the inside. Pinky: Poit... uh... Dan? Daniel: Not now, Pinky. We’re looking at the future. Announcer: If you think that’s wild, just imagine what a year like 2030 will bring. ( Pinky pulls on Daniel's jacket to get his attention ) Daniel: Pinky, please! I’m deep in my learning zone! Pinky: But I gotta... tinkle! ( Daniel looked surprised before turning to Nora ) Daniel: Uh, Nora? Can I have a second? I think Pinky needs the— Nora: ( whistles a bit ) Quiet! We are in a museum! Pinky: Daniel, Brain I have to go right now! RIGHT NOW! Brain: Pinky, calm down. Let’s just find a bathroom ourselves. Daniel: I hear ya. When a mouse has to pee, a mouse has to pee! ( Daniel then imagines himself as a superhero ) Daniel: Pinky! Brain! Facilities! Starboard! ( the mouse fights his way through the rest of the cast before busting a door, but then next one knocks them back and reality comes back. They tumbled into a storage room screaming and crash into a box of moths. Daniel removed the sign off his face and they tumble on an electric ball and poom off before riding down a dinosaur fossil and into a elevator. They went up and when they reached the top, they slipped and slide across the wet floor. They slip into the aircon system and were immediately blown away into the vent. After some turns and twists, the three mice bounce on something soft and then onto the ground. After groaning in pain and getting up, they looked around ) Pinky: Uh oh. Someone forgot to flush. Daniel: This isn’t a bathroom, this is... a human brain! Pinky: ( gasps ) But I can’t pee in someone’s brain! Brain: Okay, calm down boys. Thinking, thinking, Brain, processing, piecing together, okay! I know what happened! As foretold by the exhibit, we’ve been zapped to the size of raisins, and— and now we’re trapped inside someone’s head! Pinky: Trapped!? Oh, no, no-no-no, no-no-no, no-no-no! Daniel: Wait a minute, Brain, think you meant was we’re stuck. Pinky: EGAD! Stuck! Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever and—!? Daniel and Brain: PINKY, GO TO YOUR QUIET PLACE! ( Pinky calms down but nervously ) Brain: Okay, don’t worry. I know there is a number of exits in the human body. The right eye, the left eye, the left nostril, the left nostril, both ears, and the mouth. Pinky: What about the b—? Brain: ( silences Pinky ) Uh, dah-dah-dah-dah, no-no-no, we’re not going there! ( grabs Pinky and Daniel's hands and heads some way ) Let’s find the nose, and get out of here! ( back with the group, they were looking at a huge robotic man ) Mr. Starlight: And who is this hunky fellow? Let’s look at the name tag. Why it’s Jumbo Jim! A perfect plaster replica of the human body. Now we all know what the outside of the human body looks like, but Jumbo Jim allows us to take a plunge into the inside! Did you know, the average human swallows 29 gallons of mucus a year? Nora: ( gagging ) Ugh! I don’t know a single person who does that! Disgusting! Mr. Starlight: ( chuckles ) Let’s talk about breathing. ( breaths in and then out in Nora's face ) The involuntary actions that powers all of our other actions. Observe. ( presses a button ) ( back with the mice, they found the nostrils ) Daniel: Look! There’s a way out! ( they jump out but were pulled back in screaming ) Dot: Eh... Rhino Nasty. I wonder where my boyfriend is. ( Puts on cotton candy lipbalm ) ( the mice struggled to hold on to nose hairs ) Brain: Daniel! Pinky! Don’t let go of those nose hairs! Hold on! Daniel: I can’t! It’s smelling me too hard! ( The nose hairs snap and they were sent flying into the lungs ) Brain: BOYS, ARE YOU OKAY!? Pinky: I STILL HAVE TO PEE! Mr. Starlight: And that’s where coughing comes in. It is the plan B of the Respiratory System. ( presses another button ) ( the robot coughs and the winds inside loose control ) Daniel: Hold on! ( lassos Pinky and Brain before they were sucked into something ) Mr. Starlight: And now it’s time for our fantastic journey to begin. ( the mouth opens and sticks out the tongue ) We'll enter the body like most things through the mouth. ( everyone crosses the tongue, with Yakko gagging with every step. Cut to the group in red blood cell carts, cheering ) Mr. Starlight: Before we can take a while ride on a Red Blood Cell Rollercoster, we have to alert the engine of the body, the heart. Ready? ( the ride powers down for a bit. Mr. Starlight bangs on it and it takes off, but slowly, much to everyone's disappointment. They didn’t notice the mice floating through the veins past them ) Mr. Starlight: Woah, hold on to your hats everyone! Katie KaBoom: Who wears hats anymore? Ugh... ( the mice scream as they enter the heart and bounce all around uncontrollably ) Brain: HEAD FOR THAT HOLE! ( grabs Pinky and Daniel and jumps through the next vein ) ( cut back to the group ) Mr. Starlight: Isn’t this exciting? We are speeding along down this vein just like red blood cells collecting and distributing oxygen to the body! Slappy: Whatever, I’m gonna catch up on my reading. ( takes a book out of her purse and reads ) Chapter 5: The Big Day. ( meanwhile with the mice, they scream as they tumbled into the hand. After getting up all dizzy, rain is the first to notice Brain: ( gasps ) Let’s see. Radius, ulna, metacarpals, phalanges... Pinky: TOILET! Brain: We’re in the hand! There’s no way out! ( throws a lighting rope down to them ) Grab on boys, we’re gonna have to climb all they way back to the head! ( climbs up ) ( later, the mice were walking down a pipe ) Pinky: I can’t hold it all the way to the head! Poit! Daniel: Think positive Pinkadoodle. You are an Animaniac. Picture yourself as a butterfly with beautiful wings, flying over a river of obstacles, letting all your fear flow out of you. Pinky: ( cringes ) Don’t say 'flow'. Troz. ( back with the troop ) Mr. Starlight: When we get sick, it means a foreign bacteria or virus has invaded our bodies, just like bill collectors or guys in suits telling you to pay your taxes for Salazar. We attack them and we throw them out! ( everyone stares at him ) Slappy: Hm. Surprise, surprise. Wakko's Wish made the hippie not like paying taxes. Mr. Starlight: ( pulls a lever and white balloons blow forward ) Here we see the body’s bodyguards white blood cells fighting off foreign bacteria. Go get ‘me white blood cells! ( back with the mice, Brain was getting tired ) Brain: Whew... must... rest... ( sits down ) Just for a minute... ( takes a few breaths ) Go on boys... go on without me... save your bladder Pinky... Pinky: Poit! Come on Brain, don’t give up now! I’m starving and we ate all the cheese! Daniel: Wha...!? Pinky, don’t you need the bathroom!? Pinky: I do! It’s making me hungry! Daniel: Pinky, that doesn’t make any sense. Pinky: But it’s making me hungry, we didn’t pack lunch, and it took longer than I thought! Daniel: Quit yelling at me like I did something wrong! It’s not my fault we’re in a body! ( Brain sighs in annoyance as the two mice bickered at each. Suddenly, the balloons hit and trip them. Daniel karate kicks though his way ) Mr. Starlight: Look at these white blood cells, united together to fight of the government... I mean disease! The immune system shows no mercy! Nora: Couldn’t we focus in n something a little less violent? Like... blinking. ( meanwhile with the mice, they were walking down when they scream and fall into the chest and onto the ribs ) Pinky: ( wiggles ) I’m gonna burst! Daniel: Pinky, no! These ribs weren’t made for dancing! ( the rib they were on collapses and the mice scream and fall into the pit of the belly ) Brain: ( muffles ) Daniel: You’re telling me. This belly could use a spit shine. ( the mice sink in and land inside of the belly. The troupe is out of the body and back outside ) Mr. Starlight: Food is the fuel of the body and the stomach is where it gets digested. What kind of food should we feed this body today, anyone? Wakko: Food! Yakko: He said what kind of food, dummy. Cora: Sushi. Mr. Starlight: I heard chili! Chili it is! ( He presses a button and the robot swallows down chili. The stomach gets full and it corners the screaming mice ) Brain: Boys, this could be it! And I just want to say that I’m sorry I lied that time about riding a baby elephant! Daniel: I forgive you, Brain! I don’t really have drawings and stories of Dot belly dancing stashed away in my playroom in the basement! Pinky: ( as they get washed away ) NO, YOU DO! I'VE SEEN THEM! Mr. Starlight: But sometimes when the body is thrown out of whack, we get indigestion. So what do we do? We add a base to a acid to neutralize it. We take an antacid! Get it? An antacid! ( laughs and presses a button ) ( meanwhile inside, Pinky was eating all the chili when suddenly, a antacid drops and lands in the ocean of chili, causing it to foam ) Daniel: PINKY! DON'T PANIC! REMAIN CALM! REMAIN CALM! PINKY, DON'T PANIC! WHATEVER YOU DO, REMAIN CALM! Mr. Starlight: Then, this lovely mixture can be drained into the intestines. ( presses another button ) Brain: OH NO! ( they were suddenly drained and began to rush down the intestines, screaming ) Mr. Starlight: The intestines span miles and miles ultimately connecting to— Nora: A dead end! Nothing more! Just like a cul-de-sac! Mr. Starlight: Oh, on the contrary, waste has to leave our bodies somehow, which brings me to another hot topic: Gas! ( Nora moans and faints. Inside, the mice burst out a plug and land on the ground. They then hear rumbling ) Pinky: NARF! Oh no! This is the big one! ( the chili bursts out and the mice scream and run for their lives. Brain lighting lassos to a hook and they all hold on for dear life ) Brain: I really didn’t want to go out like this! Hold on boys! ( cut to outside ) Mr. Starlight: And that is the beauty of the human body! ( a door to the rear opens and the mice and chili shot out ) Dot: CHILI!!! ( the chili sprays all over everyone ) Mr. Starlight: Oh, wasn’t that moving? Minerva: Oh, my hair, my dress, my shoes... ( groans ) Nora: ( angrily ) The Discovertorium is going to receive a dry cleaning bill! And a very strong letter! ( the mice on the other hand recovered ) Brain: We made it! Daniel: Wow, I didn’t even feel the unshrinking! The— The deshrinking, the biggening! How about you Pinks? Pinky: ( spits out chili ) I got bigger but the pee stayed small! I don't have to pee anymore. Narf! Cora: ( groans ) Gross me out! You three make me ill! Daniel: ( gasps ) You’re sick? I can fix you! Watch this! ( Daniel shoves himself into Cora's mouth, getting stuck in the process, ending our story )

( We fade in to the Apiverse Theater, where we are greeted by Lauren, Sparkle, Natsumi, Giroro, and some of the characters of Animaniacs ) Lauren: Hey everyone! Welcome to DA Tales, I’m Lauren Api, ruler of the Apiverse, here with a couple of my friends. Dot: Hi! Sparkle: Today, we got a special letter from a mother named Yami who just adopted a cute little boy named Jack. She says she’s worried about the future of her relationship with the child since he’s a toddler and doesn’t understand much. Yami wants to act like a biological mother in order to keep the family alive and healthy, but is thinking twice on that. What should she do? Natsumi: Oh, I feel you Yami! When I adopted the kids for the first time, I was so worried I wouldn’t be accepted for it. Not only by the Warners, but also the rest of the Animaniacs characters as well. I actually have a story that might help. This is when me and Giroro were Animaniacs characters, but not official. You thought I had the prettiest form.